Paris and Lindsay

I want to be friends with the party girls. Someone photoshop me into these pics.

Anyway, Paris gave her first interview post-jail and I love her. She is a genuine human being and I think she is harmless. She seemed really nice. People need to get off her back! She said she had no friends right now that were in rehab. Does this mean her and Lindsay really aren't friends anymore? What a shame! Paris is a class-act regardless of her past. Loves it.







I want to go out with them. It's true that now a days the only way to describe Brit Brit is "bat shit crazy" but a night out on the town with my Parent Trap favorite, Baby One More Time idol and Paris the Heiress would be too much for me to handle. I'd be downing red bull and vodka shots with the best of them...possibly doing lines off of Lindsay's mirror right there with her.

Haha but I'm happy Paris is growing up, and Lindsay is getting help too!
It's just time for Britney Jean from Kenton, Louisiana to shape the hell up, ya'll!