Back in Action

Dorm life has been the cause of one too many annoyances lately. In 3 weeks I will pack up and dismiss this life, chalk it up as a learning experience and never look back. Until then, I silently suffer, and my expose on the unhealthy aspects of the dorm needs to be revealed as soon as possible! I can even say I won't miss hijacking in to others' itunes, due to the proximity and networking ability that itunes provides, because I have realized that other people's musical collections pale in comparison to mine. I'll miss walking the 4 floors to my room, the RA's on power trips, the usage of quarters to achieve clean laundry status, the concoctions in the cafeteria etc. etc. I am still bitter about spending far too much money on a loft I never initially wanted, only to leave that room 2nd semester. However, the benefits of leaving B303 far outweigh the price of the loft. Leaving that room was priceless.

In honor of the dorms, and Brody living in general, I feel it neccessarily to discuss some pictures from Facebook (c).
I have gone to great lenghts to track down the overly affectionate bus couple. I do feel bad about revealing them because the past few times I've seen them they haven't been too bad. The girl, who I found out to be named Angie, did not stroke Nick's mop of hair nearly as much as she did the first time I saw them. I'm glad I had the opportunity to test my stalking strengths by finding these people on Facebook (c). I will provide an adequate amount of pictures of the couple and let the pictures speak for themselves. And so the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words...




[sidenote: Weeks later there was a more obscene snow sculpture in Brody, namely, a giant Penis. I wish the bus couple would have taken pics with that as well.]



That is enough of the bus couple. Yikes!

Here is a picture of my old roommate (center) that makes Melinda Doolittle look like she has the neck of a giraffe...












Moving on, in other news, there was a bomb thrown out of a window from a Bailey dorm room a few nights ago that shook Brody to the core. I've never been one to experience a threat from a bomb, so this was quite bizarre. However, the culprit was found and removed from the premises. There were pictures of the bomb squad, etc. on facebook but they have been removed last time I have checked. I will keep you posted if any more pictures resurface.

I apologize for the boring content of this blog. They will get better I promise!

A recent update on the siblings o' Kenny
- my brother got his hair cut.

-and I've developed a habit.

[The last picture is staged.]

I realize for most, the content of this blog was not acceptable. I need to get back to tearing apart things that every day people can relate to, not just the normal Michigan State University student. I believe my life will return to sanity in three weeks, which will then in turn affect this blog for the better. Until then, bear with....

God Bless.